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Humor first...  
  To whom it may concern: It is impossible for me to send you a check as you request. My present financial condition is somewhat fragile due to the effects of federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporation laws, by-laws, brothers-in-law, mother-in-law and outlaws that have been foisted on an unsuspecting public. Through these various laws, I have been held down, held up, walked on, sat on, flattened and squeezed until I don't know where I am, what I am, why I am or if I am. These laws compel me to pay an auto tax, a capital gains tax, electricity tax, gas tax, water tax, car rental tax, hotel tax, mass transit tax, cigarette tax, liquor tax, property tax, road tax, school tax, sales tax, telephone tax, valued-added tax, city income tax, state income tax, state franchise tax, federal income tax, death tax and - I almost said carpet tax. I am suspected, inspected, disrespected, examined and re-examined until all I know is that I am supplicated for money for every known need, desire or hope of the so-called human race. And because I refuse to go out and beg, borrow, or steal, I am cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked to, talked about, lied to, lied about, held up, held down, and robbed until I am plumb ruined. The only reason I am clinging to life is to see what the hell is coming next.
 
...A Frustrated Taxpayer
   
Maryland Department of Assessments and Taxation
In Maryland the valuation of all real and personal property for purposes of property taxation is a function of State government. The Director of Assessments and Taxation, appointed by the Governor, administers and enforces the property assessment and property tax laws of Maryland. This organizational structure allows for uniformity of property assessment throughout the State.
 
 
   

AACounty.org is the official website for our county. It is full of excellent information and is one of the most comprehensive county web pages in the state.

 
Anne Arundel County and City of Annapolis Tax Rates  
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eAnneArundel...Research Tax and Utility Information plus pay online.

 
   
   

 

Humor first...  
Gentlemen: It is impossible for me to send you a check as you request. My present financial condition is somewhat fragile due to the effects of federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporation laws, by-laws, brothers-in-law, mother-in-law and outlaws that have been foisted on an unsuspecting public. Through these various laws, I have been held down, held up, walked on, sat on, flattened and squeezed until I don't know where I am, what I am, why I am or if I am. These laws compel me to pay an auto tax, a capital gains tax, electricity tax, gas tax, water tax, car rental tax, hotel tax, mass transit tax, cigarette tax, liquor tax, property tax, road tax, school tax, sales tax, telephone tax, valued-added tax, city income tax, state income tax, state franchise tax, federal income tax, death tax and - I almost said carpet tax. I am suspected, inspected, disrespected, examined and re-examined until all I know is that I am supplicated for money for every known need, desire or hope of the so-called human race. And because I refuse to go out and beg, borrow, or steal, I am cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked to, talked about, lied to, lied about, held up, held down, and robbed until I am plumb ruined. The only reason I am clinging to life is to see what the hell is coming next.

A Frustrated Taxpayer "